Hi, how’s it going, my friend? Let’s chat about something fun: funny affirmations! Feeling like you could use a good laugh and a bunch of positive vibes? Well, guess what? These affirmations are here to make you smile and spread some good cheer!
Who said that improving oneself had to be boring? Using funny affirmations can change your life! It’s similar to upping your daily dose of optimism with a dash of humor. You give yourself an extra push and all of a sudden, things are a little funnier and brighter.
Let’s talk about it: Laughing is a hidden asset that can help you feel amazing. Try now combining your laughing with funny affirmations; it would be like combining your favorite sweets for an extra special push!
Imagine beginning your day with positive affirmations that make you happy as well as energized. That laugh? It’s like a magical boost that makes those affirmations even more powerful, lifting your mood sky-high!
So today, I’m sharing with you an extensive collection of 105 funny affirmations that will provide you with the best medicine there is—laughter!
Get ready to Laugh, Learn, and Live a better Life!
Table of Contents
- Funny affirmations to brighten your day
- Witty funny affirmations
- Funny affirmations for self-esteem
- Short funny positive affirmations
- Daily funny affirmations
- Funny affirmations for work
- Funny affirmations quotes
Funny affirmations to brighten your day
1. I’m grateful for the challenges that haven’t found their way to my doorstep.
2. I’m so amazing, but unfortunately, not everyone will get to know me.
3. I know my value, and it’s way beyond any price tag; Sadness can’t afford a single bit of me.
4. I’m so confident in myself that I got a therapist to self-doubt.
5. Be happy; it confuses your difficulties.
6. There is nothing better than my sense of humor.
7. I don’t look attractive with bad feelings.
8. My colleagues are silliness and laughter, and I am the CEO of my happiness.
9. I excel at turning life’s lemons into lemonade, and sometimes, they become tequila shots.
10. If you want to succeed, focus on your goals and objectives.
11. I attract traffic because I am too charming.
12. You can never have a positive life with a bad mindset.
13. 10% of your life is what happens to you, and 90% of it is how you respond to it.
14. Believing is the first step to receiving what you seek.
15. While my teeth are still in place, I must smile.
Witty funny affirmations
16. Whether people laugh at me or with me doesn’t bother me. As long as they are laughing.
17. I have a solar-powered sense of humor, which brightens gloomy days.
18. Who needs to be hilarious when I crack myself up with these dead jokes?
19. If I am sleepy, I might take a nap, but I never give up.
20. Happiness is a form of self-love.
21. I have a ton of funny ideas that I need to share.
22. Smiling in a tough situation makes me win.
23. Emotions are visitors. Kick the bad ones out.
24. My humor is like a good wine—it gets better with age.
25. If life were a joke, everyone would remember me as the punchline.
26. I don’t need someone’s validation; I have my opinions.
27. Mornings might not be my thing, but I sure do rock the bedhead style!
28. I accept my imperfections, but at least I’m not you.
29. My inner comedian knows how to deal with tough people.
30. I’m not just glass-half-full; I overflow with awesomeness all the time!
Funny affirmations for self-esteem
31. I can make any situation humorous with my creative abilities.
32. Exciting opportunities are coming my way!
33. People find me amusing and enjoy chatting with me.
34. I can laugh at my jokes, no matter what other people think.
35. I’m worth it—much more than that last pizza slice.
36. There is no one else in the world who is like me; I am a limited edition.
37. I spread happiness wherever I go.
38. I can continue to hold my crown and chin up.
39. I may be too much at times, but I am always sufficient.
40. Be like a pineapple: have a crown, stand tall, and have a taste inside.
41. Thank you, God I’m completely open to amazing things coming to me.
42. No matter how you feel. Get up, put on outfits, show up, and never give up.
43. A kind heart is the source of all beauty.
44. Those who talk behind your back are behind you for a reason; don’t worry about their words.
45. I am not pizza, so I can’t make everyone happy.
Short funny positive affirmations
46. My happy vibes attract my happy community.
47. My everyday goal is to be joyful.
48. The soundtrack of my spirit is joy.
49. I find fun in life, and I’m laughing.
50. I am funny and smart.
51. Negative energy doesn’t match my style.
52. My middle name is FUN.
53. My medicine is laughter.
54. I know that success takes time.
55. Don’t find happiness where you once lost it.
56. My fears motivate me.
57. Don’t forget to be awesome.
58. Life becomes brighter when happiness fills the moments.
59. Be happy because it irritates others.
60. Where some see weeds, I see hopes.
Daily funny affirmations
61. I can transform a dismal day into a joyful celebration because I am a happiness wizard.
62. I’m determined to discover joy in every situation.
63. No one can dim the light that shines from within you.
64. What consumes your mind, shapes your life.
65. I’m worthy of spice, sugar, and everything wonderful.
66. Please, Alexa, clear my head of all negativity.
67. Even on my toughest day, I still have a full 24 hours to make things better.
68. Remember that broken crayons can still be used to color.
69. Breakfast: 1% food, 99% laughter – the perfect recipe to start the day!
70. No, GPS is not required for me. My self-affirmations guide me.
71. Being funny comes easily to me.
72. Please God keep your hand over my mouth and your arm around my shoulder.
73. Being funny doesn’t take much effort.
74. Who is worried about the future? All I’m doing is training myself to be focused on the present.
75. Make someone happy if you can do so. The world needs more of that.
Funny affirmations for work
76. I am a positive energy power that radiates joy at work.
77. I handle deadlines with ease.
78. I work as if I were destined to be on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list.
79. I don’t have to deal with negative people on my to-do list.
80. Today, I’m acting like an executive and giving my worries to the universe.
81. I’ll have my coffee with a side of laughter because life is too short to take things seriously.
82. I will not allow fools to spoil my day, now or in the future.
83. I’m still a work in progress, but smiles and snacks are part of the progress.
84. I will go beyond it, even though it seems impossible.
85. Well, I think being number one means having to be odd.
86. My smile is infectious, and I turn coworkers into friends.
87. I convert meetings into memes and coffee into code.
88. You resent my superior ideas, so you can’t call me bossy.
89. It’s not a bad day, it’s a bad moment that can be turned around by laughing.
90. Until my bank account resembles a phone number, I will keep working.
Funny affirmations quotes
91. “Life‘s burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.” — Jonathan Lockwood Huie
92. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
93. “Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.” — Rabindranath Tagore
94. “Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.” — Erica Jong
95. “When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.” — Mark Twain
96. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” — Albert Einstein
97. “The road to success is always under construction.” — Lily Tomlin
98. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” — Mark Twain
99. “Life is too important to be taken seriously.” — Oscar Wilde
100. “Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” — Benjamin Franklin
101. “Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment. Cleverness is mere opinion, bewilderment is intuition.” — Rumi
102. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” — Albert Einstein
103. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
104. “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” — Groucho Marx
105. “Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.” — Anonymous
Read more:
103 Short Self-love Quotes for Inner Joy and Growth
87 Focus on Yourself Quotes to Empower Your Journey
67 Happiness is a Choice Quotes for Better Life
Wrapping up
Now go outward, add a little fun to your affirmations to increase their power to uplift your mood, and take on the world as your great self! We uplift our spirits and lighten our emotions by blending humor with words of encouragement.
The results? A joyful shield of optimism that repels negativity and attracts joy.
So, don’t forget to include a humorous affirmation the next time whatever appears a little sad. Enjoy the laugh, spread joy everywhere, and conquer the world with a smile!
Take care of yourself!
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